mememaster:

was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so

piercelopez:

there are two types of crushes:

1. a casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute i’d like to get to know you better”

2. absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you fucking kidding me you are perfect wow i’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me

there is no in between

flyingdinosaur:

the most depressing part of the day is watching as the sky gradually gets darker and knowing that you have done absolutely nothing productive

2008:  wow I was so stupid last year
2009:  wow I was so stupid last year
2010:  wow I was so stupid last year
2011:  wow I was so stupid last year
2012:  wow I was so stupid last year
2013:  wow I was so stupid last year  to be continued